Thursday, 11 December 2008

Slinging Mud

There are many reasons that I don’t like this song.

It isn’t Elvis.

It is a dirge.

It still isn’t Elvis.

It makes me feel sad.

And it was playing at Asda yesterday, because someone doesn’t check to see what constitutes cheery shopping Christmas music. But I guess the sales of razor blades increased for a few minutes.

And worse, far worse, is that since then, I’ve been humming the freakin’ song.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhh, will no one rid me of this turbulent tiresome tune?


Darren Christie said...

Wow I had forgotten about that one. I should download it and play it over Christmas.

AktoMan said...

You're never alone with a wolfpack

Dawn said...

Sniff sniff, Dawn passes the tissues to Duncan

AktoMan said...

Thanks Dawn. You were a mind-reader. I woke up in the night, humming the damned tune, and thinking of a loss from earlier in the year. I thought of doing a video, but that would be pathetic.