1. "I'm only just rehearsing for when I get my knighthood"
2. "Hmm. No, not eye-catching enough. Maybe some day-glo orange stripes...."
3. "B*gger! I'm not in Scotland now. And here come the rozzers"
Congratulations Roger. If you wish to drop me your snailmail address, my contact email is in a graphic in the sidebar.