Winner Not Announced

The non-caption competition ended (and cunningly, it also advertised Cameron's article to a few more people), and in order of what I find the funniest, the top 3 captions to the photo across here:

1. "I'm only just rehearsing for when I get my knighthood"

2. "Hmm. No, not eye-catching enough. Maybe some day-glo orange stripes...."

3. "B*gger! I'm not in Scotland now. And here come the rozzers"

Congratulations Roger. If you wish to drop me your snailmail address, my contact email is in a graphic in the sidebar.