There are many reasons that I don’t like this song.
It isn’t Elvis.
It is a dirge.
It still isn’t Elvis.
It makes me feel sad.
And it was playing at Asda yesterday, because someone doesn’t check to see what constitutes cheery shopping Christmas music. But I guess the sales of razor blades increased for a few minutes.
And worse, far worse, is that since then, I’ve been humming the freakin’ song.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhh, will no one rid me of this turbulent tiresome tune?
4 comments:
Wow I had forgotten about that one. I should download it and play it over Christmas.
You're never alone with a wolfpack
Sniff sniff, Dawn passes the tissues to Duncan
Thanks Dawn. You were a mind-reader. I woke up in the night, humming the damned tune, and thinking of a loss from earlier in the year. I thought of doing a video, but that would be pathetic.
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