Down on the Farm

Is there still a farm in Emmerdale? Well, there was a big barn, and a barney in it too.

As previously mentioned, a former student of mine appeared in tonight's episode. So I felt like a prune photographing the screen, but it's the most active I've been all day.

Mike (left) as trainer to the bare-knuckle fighter speaks: "You and him, take a walk"

Flashing his pearlies, Mike swaggers up and says "It's time"

Fight scene. Was Mike caught by the rozzers, or did he escape with the prize money? For the answer to these questions and more, you can ask on the Emmerdale forum.

And finally, as the closing music plays, Mike even had a name: "Kenny Finlay".